Computer Errors as Haiku

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haiku

IMAGINE IF, INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC, GEEKY TEXT STRINGS,
YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN
HAIKU….

First snow, then silence.
Thousand dollar monitor
Dies so beautifully.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your anger;
The network is down.

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located now
But others exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent and reboot.
Order shall return.

Aborted effort:
Close down all the ones you have.
You ask far too much.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence;
“My Novel” not found.

That enormous file?
It was once very useful.
Now lost forever.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao until
You bring fresh toner.

MS Word just crashed.
My heart has ceased its rhythm.
No one hears my screams.

A crash reduces
My expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.